Shopping, no fucking

Shopping is disappointing in the Slough of Despond. There are shops, of course, but there is no good reason to buy anything. Shopping for underwear was especially distressing and so unproductive. What’s the point in buying wonderful knickers if there is no one to admire and remove them? (On reflection, I suppose there is some point.) Sobbing in Accessorize is not cool. Should not have skived proscribed weeping and wailing activities to go shopping, as there is obviously some sense to this timetable. Waitrose also fruitless (except some peaches which can rot gracefully, Zed and Two Noughts style);  why buy food if you don’t eat?

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