Five commandments

I’ve been keen to escape the Slough, and now they have painted a reminder of some of the rules on my wall:

  • Thou shalt not covet thy abandoner’s ass
  • Though shalt not steal kisses, or anything else
  • Though shalt not worship any graven images, even on Flickr or Facebook
  • Though shalt not commit adultery
  • Thou shalt not worship any other God than me

Ah, that last one. All depends on who ‘me’ is, doesn’t it?

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