The file in the pie

Hah! Those people on reception, they don’t know what they are doing. They don’t seem to notice that I have friends. Many, good, kind friends. And friends send pies with files hidden inside. We all know that, we’ve watched enough cartoons. I’m not quite sure files are the right implement, since it’s not exactly bars at the window that are the problem. But I’m going to eat more pies. There’s two things there – I’m going to eat. And some of what I eat will be pies. Please keep sending pies. Please keep hiding things in pies. Any chance of hiding a ladder in a pie? This could be the way out.

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