Babies, exposing on mountains of

Sometimes, however much you love the baby, if you know it’s going to destroy you, there’s no choice but to expose it on a mountain. Nailing its feet together is a useful precaution, too.

OK, I know it didn’t work last time. But a 20-year respite is something…. Pass the nails. And check carefully for overly-compassionate shepherds.

[Note to social services: this is a strictly metaphorical baby and is not in need of protection]

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