Dances with wolves

There are several options when you are thrown to the wolves:

1. be eaten
2. be suckled, Romulus-and-Remus-style (which is quite appealing, as it rather turns the tables on them and is close to eating the wolves, but still requires submission)
3. run away, but probably can’t run fast enough
4. beat wolves with a stick – lots of wolves, lots of fighting, sounds like unending struggle
5. subdue wolves, recruit them to your cause and become their ruler, Where-the-Wild-Things-Are-style

Option 5, please. Can I have my wolf costume now?

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